30 July 2006

Looking for a second editor

Robocrap is difficult..

1.) We need an editor that has no life whatsoever, and is ready to deal with us retards when we're online.
2.) We randomly have scripts, and need them edited. (most of the time starting sunday going all the way to thursday)
3.) We need someone who knows sentence structure, and uses more then MS Word to edit scripts. (/me glares at robocrap)
4.) We need someone with experience with fansubs (not just watching them), and someone not picky.
5.) Because we speedsub, our editor is a big QCer. The way it's been in the past, our editor QC and edited a timed script. If you're not ready to QC a little bit, don't even apply. (Hence why you need Aegisub experience, and if you don't know how to use it, I don't mind teaching, but as I said, you need patience.)

You will make a big impact on our releases. You notice with robocrap our sentence structure has not increased in quality. -
6.) We need someone with more than a sixth grade english education.

No, it's not a job, this is what we need. We have fun doing our part, and we're looking for someone who will have fun with us doing this. We don't want to badger you to get an edit done either.

We're going to give you a few scripts, and see how it goes.

Feel free to leave us a message if you are interested. ALok is an idler.. so it's better off if you try to message NF or me.

Edit: Position filled.

Site updates

So, new banner, some loli from Ar something. I can't remember the name. Gaba promises a better one in the future.

Which means, don't expect a new one. =)

We also got music on the blog. LOL. Incredibily, among my (rather large) collection, I only have 2 songs with the word "mother" in it. This one is titled "I miss you, mother".

Ten points to anyone who can guess which OST it came from. ;) Hint: It's rather recent.

And of course, we can put a rap which keeps repeating "FUCK" over and over again, but I decided against it. LoL

ALok's Edit:
Peronsonally I am against music, but it doesn't play in my setup of firefox... so whatever. However! what I really want is that pururin song...!

NF edit: You need a quicktime plugin, nub. Works fine for my firefox.

28 July 2006

Black Lagoon

Episode 11
Episode 12

NF: Now, what to do next week.... :)

NF edit2:

[10:18pm] <[GSD]> FUCK U YOUR_MOM
[10:18pm] <[GSD]> please go die

Insult us right, damn it. It's clearly a dash! HOW DARE YOU INSULT US WITH AN UNDERSCORE?

ALok edit:
So for any of you who could not play these files... its because your computer setup sucks, not necessarily your computer (I use a 1600 duron) but how you have everything setup. The files play fine on lots of people's computers.

27 July 2006

Bye Robocrop

The team has decided that your services are no longer needed. You just are not as active as we would like. Sorry, but you don't make the cut, and henceforth, your contract has been terminated, citing cause 298a part iii paragraph 7, where it is stated that Activity is a must.

Edit: o.0 well maybe not...

NF edit: Because Robocrop got arrested for being a lolicon, we have decided that this is a perfectly acceptable excuse to come in late with the scripts, and thus, we are doing our very best to ensure that Robo gets back onto our team, as we believe that everyone should be given a choice as to what they want to whack off to.

In any case...

26 July 2006

School Rumble 2nd Term - 16


20 July 2006

Hay guyz!

HAI GAIZ! Hello everyone, it's me, Robocrop, the new editor. I'd like to say to everyone that I hope they enjoy my future editing jobs and that I kind smudged up on SR15, but I think I did an overall good job. If you all have any questions, you can message me on the IRC channel and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. That's all I really have to say for now, so thanks for reading what I had to say, I hope you enjoy our releases!


BTW, definitely pick up SR15 if you've been following the series, it's totally frickin' funny (like all of School Rumble.) This is my first job for the team, but as I said earlier, I think I did an okay job.

Peace out, for now!

You're a fucking failure, get back to editing.
/me claps hands
chop chop!

this is editor bootcamp


School Rumble 2 Episode 15


And we have an editor. Yay.

I'm please to introduce Robocrop, our latest recruitment from the pits of hell. He'll (hopefully) take care of my English.

On a side note, I had a fairly good laugh when people flamed our editor for the past few episodes (especially uta 16).

Get this:

We had no editor.


Edit (ALok):

Actually our editor was MS Word. Let me tell you, Microsoft needs English lessons...

19 July 2006

This team is nothing without an editor

So yeah, finally. I see a need for an editor, or I'll keep using poor english because everyone else is lazy.


- Experience is preferred, but not necessary.
- Japanese knowledge is preferred, but not necessary
- Activity is a must. Scripts come in early in the week, within 48 hours of rhe RAW (I have a life, unfortunately.). You can disappear for the weekend, just be here on Mondays/Tuesdays.
- A positive work attitute. You must be prepared to be annoyed by morons, but you must still go on.
- Fun to work with. If you swear at every other mistake me/Seish/ALok makes, then you are not fun to work with. Bye.
- Be prepared to edit when asked. Sometimes, we just do random episodes, and we hope that you will be there to edit.
- Willing to download your own raws. We have no raw providers. So, be prepared to use a bit of your bittorrent BW to download raws. Or use winny/share, since you are editing anyway.
- Aegisub knowledge is required.
- Oh, a good knowledge of English is required. We won't exactly test you, but if my mistakes aren't corrected, or you end up messing up my TLs, you can be prepared to be castrated.
- Females are preferred. We are very friendly towards females. ;)

If you meet those requirements, hop on to our IRC channel, and say something. Hopefully, one of us will be around to notice it.

If not, try again. First notice, first serve basis. LoL. Do it generally when I am around, since the other two are just idling. ;)

And yes, Chysil, where the fuck are you?

fuck you, bird, i do more then idle in there. and NO my hentai bot doesnt count! -seish

18 July 2006

I Love Yesy

10:04] > i wonder if all those other groups are gonna try and fail at speedsubbing =/
[10:04] [StarFreeze> your-mom fails at subbing in all areas...especially in translation
[10:04] > that's nice
[10:04] > did i ask for your opinion
[10:04] [StarFreeze> i love telling the truth
[10:05] > now, go back to your channel, instead of flaming in another channel and acting like a 10 year old./
[10:05] [StarFreeze> you should talk...you're in a group called "Your-mom"...yeah real...fucking...mature.
[10:05] > cause i think you have no room talking about failing, one who drops demonbane because people flame them.
[10:05] [StarFreeze> we dropped demonbane due to loli
[10:05] > due to flame
[10:06] [StarFreeze> i'd like to see your-mom tl demonbane
[10:06] [StarFreeze> i dare you guys to try
[10:06] > i'd like to see us care
[10:06] > i think we're just gonna keep doing utawarerumono, just because it makes u mad
[10:06] [StarFreeze> actually we are laughing our asses off right now
[10:06] > i see, so you watch our releases because you fail at speedsubbing.
[10:06] > all groups love us
[10:06] [StarFreeze> especially me for about 2 hours now
[10:06] > ^ ^
[10:07] > that must mean you haven't been laid, virgin
[10:07] > gonna laugh over subs
[10:07] [lonmas> can't we all just get along
[10:07] [Scorpion_K> hmm
[10:07] [Scorpion_K> no we can't lonmas
[10:07] [Scorpion_K> anyways starfreeze quit being so immature
[10:07] [Scorpion_K> haha
[10:07] > anywase, keep laughing, maybe you'll burn a few pounds doing that, considering you probably do need excersize
[10:07] > i have strawberry panic to time~
[10:07] [Scorpion_K> I know Rosey Palm turned you down tonight, but that's no reason to be annoying us ^^
[10:07] > keep laughing, while everyone else releases stuff.
[10:08] > keep your drama in yesy please
[10:08] > ill gladly argue in there with you
[10:08] [lonmas> which group does starfreeze belong to?
[10:08] > yesy
[10:08] [StarFreeze> your-mom
[10:08] ohhh
[10:08] [Ethan_2k> what happend to them they falling behind
[10:08] > they laugh at speedsubs, instead of work on their own subs.
[10:09] > they spend 2 hours watching 20 minutes of speedsub
[10:09] > and laugh at it
[10:09] [Ethan_2k> i guess is about time they drop it ?
[10:09] > instead of working on it themselves
Seems our Utawarerumono release pissed yesy off.

I think that's a good enough reason to keep doing it.

And we're not gonna drop Utawarerumono because people flame us.

<3 our fans

NF edit: It'll take more than flames to stop us. ;) We do this for the people, and for fun. No more waiting till Sunday/One week later for the episodes!

Sorry NF

Sorry if I anger you, but I had to do it:
[Your-Mom] Utawarerumono - 16

13 July 2006

School Rumble 2 Episode 14


Real life sucks. Huge delay this week because I came back too damned tired to translate anything on Monday. It was done on Tuesday, but thanks to that, I fell sick and my other team ended up getting delayed. The script was timed roughly 36 hours later because Seish was trying to close a million dollar deal or something.

Thankfully, the encoder, ALok, seems to have some free time on his hands. LoL.

08 July 2006

Muteki Kanban Musume episode 1


Well, I watched this kick ass anime which was very very funny, and decided to sub 1 episode because I wanted a decent team to work on it.

But while it was being encoded, Doremi-KANBAN released it.

Oh well. Joys of lazyness. I wasn't exactly busting myself to do this anyway.

That's good enough for me. No kara, since I was too damn lazy anyway.

However, as to whether we will be doing this series, I'll need to talk to the staff. I forgot when the last time we had a single conversation going. >_> Currently, our only form of communication is via Memoserv or leaving things on PM. If you read the credits, you'll realise I did mostly everything, and borrowed a few staff members from another team to do what I can't (editing, encoding and distroing).

Many thanks to Mizuki-chan, YunaX and Kipsta.

Real Life sucks.

Doremi is a good enough team. Maybe we'll do it. Maybe we won't.

On the episode itself:

It's about this girl, Miki, who's your usual stupid girl, working at her mother's Ramen shop. The animation is decent, and is quite funny, as well as the characters themselves. Quite a number of notable VAs are on it, namely Ami Koshimizu who also voices Tenma in school rumble, and Hitomi Nabatame who voices Shizuma in Strawberry Panic (Trust me, if you watch this anime, and SP, you'll be going WTF.)

Enjoy. I found my self laughing quite a bit in this anime. ;)

05 July 2006

Soul Link 12 Version 3

YouSendIt Link

The only way it should be watched, and the only way it will be distroed. Do not ask in the channel if the link dies.

04 July 2006

School Rumble Term 2 Episode 13


All thanks to ArcticWolf for distro/Encode

Edit: I don't get it. Why did a line disappear? Stupid Aegisub. >_>

Anyway. The line at 21:26, which Akira says, is "It's a song about fighting freely with the hands."


01 July 2006

Strawberry Panic episode 12: What really went on then.


Caution2: OFFENSIVE. Contains possible girl girl scenes. *cough*

“Towel and clothes, I’ll leave them here.”

Shizuma placed the clothes on the floor, her eyes moving, almost by instinct, towards the shower, where a naked Aoi was staring into the wall, water droplets almost caressing her beautiful skin as it rolled down without much notice from the latter female.

“What a beautiful body.” Shizuma’s darkest part of her mind whispered. Shizuma could do nothing but agree. The gentle tan Aoi got from the summer school made her skin a little darker, which matches perfectly with her dark red hair. With a perfect hourglass figure, small, exquisite breasts on it, topped off with a head with a face that lights up the night with a smile, it’s everything anyone, be it female or male, would die for.

It took sheer willpower for Shizuma to look away, and step out of the bathroom. Already, she could feel her senses heightening. The fact that her wet uniform is making her nipples harden, due to a lack of a bra, isn’t helping one bit.

“I need to shower soon.” Shizuma frantically thought, as the faintest signs of shaking appeared on her hands.

Not a second sooner, Aoi appeared from the shower, dressed in the red nightgown Shizuma provided.

Aoi looked simply beautiful. Shizuma had to, once again, resist herself from taking Aoi into her arms at that very moment.

Would Aoi ever know that it was the very same one Shizuma wore when she herself was first seduced by the then-Etoile?

Not now, perhaps.

But then, it’s going to be a long night.

Shizuma is going to ensure that.

Whether Aoi liked it or not.

Although Aoi would most likely enjoy it by the time Shizuma’s done with her.

Standing there any longer could destroy the evening with passion tinkering on the border of rape. As the Etoile, Shizuma has some standards she has to keep.

Raping girls without seducing them and making them an unwilling partner, is on her “no” list. (Author’s note: HAHA)

And so, Shizuma walked past Aoi without a further glance into the bathroom, still steaming thanks to the hot water Aoi used earlier.

Was that, a hint of uncertainty on Aoi’s face, Shizuma wondered? However, Shizuma could not blame her.

After all, Shizuma believes that she stole Aoi’s first kiss. After both of them tripped into the pool, Shizuma knew that this is one time Aoi cannot escape. No more cookies or intervention. It would require the gods to strike the pool with lightening in order to stop Shizuma from placing her lips on Aoi’s.

That kiss itself, Shizuma touched her lips with her fingers, still awed by the feelings which came with it. With the taste of chlorine burning her lips, Shizuma’s tongue gently slipped between the slightly parted lips of Aoi. Finding Aoi’s tongue immobile, Shizuma took the initiative to gently caress Aoi’s tongue with hers.

To Shizuma’s surprise, Aoi responded by moving her tongue, accepting Shizuma completely. In her past experiences, not one girl responded as well as Aoi had. Either they were as static as stone, or the ended up being a turn off by moving away.

Aoi, was obviously neither.

With the sweetness of saliva and chlorine in her mouth, Shizuma felt her chest sink into a deep well of ecstasy, as pleasure and insanity threatens to take over her mind and body.

After what seemed like eons, both came to the surface, gasping for air. Shizuma could only look into the eyes of Aoi, stunned by the kiss which went beyond her wildest dreams.

Aoi, the only girl who provided Shizuma a kiss which resembled her very first kiss.

The heat of the shower snapped Shizuma back to the present. Her nipples are rock hard, and protruding slightly, their pinkness beautiful even in her own eyes. She just realized that her fingers, as if moving on their own, had crawled to the area between her legs, and is stroking her virginal area. The droplets of hot water on her flushed skin did not help in causing Shizuma to get sexually aroused. Her fingers were dancing gently on the most sensitive part of her private part, slowly enticing Shizuma’s very own secret juice to flow.

“Not yet.” Shizuma told herself, as she took every bit of self-will to bring her fingers back to order.

It will come, soon.

The rest of the shower was taken slowly, as Shizuma made Aoi wait. Waiting, usually, increases the excitement later. One mere thought of the cuteness of Aoi touching herself on her bed right now, caused Shizuma to place both hands on the wall to prevent them from venturing elsewhere.

Finally, she was done with her self-cleansing. Before putting on her nightgown, Shizuma caressed her private parts once again, before slowly, carefully, inserting a finger inside. She could feel a rush of excitement as he juices, held up for so long, started flowing freely, like water from a dam which was suddenly destroyed.

However, before Shizuma could get carried away, she extracted her fingers, now wet with her juice. Carefully, she applied them to the base of her neck, and behind her ears.

Human’s natural love potion was seldom used, but when used right, it can have rather lovely results.

Lovely indeed.

As she stepped out of the shower, she saw Aoi looking at her notice board, on it, things she kept due to them having special memories.

“On the left is my first year. On the right, is my second year.” Shizuma informed Aoi.

“When I was in grade 2, it was my duty to clean the the-Etoile-sama’s room” Shizuma continued, a small history lesson given.

And of course, part of the seduction. It would be very easy to hug Aoi from behind, and start humping her there and then. However, Shizuma took the effort to tie her hair right in front of Aoi, giving Aoi a full view of her own breasts, which can rival that of Aoi’s.

“Then?” Aoi asked.

Ah, foolish girl, Shizuma thought. However, it can’t be helped.

After all, she is still shocked.

But more shocking things will come.

“Do you think I became the Etoile the moment I stepped in here?” Shizuma replied.

Aoi could find no answer, and could only look away from Shizuma’s eyes.


Shizuma leaned forward, until she could feel Aoi’s breath on her skin. Aoi gasped and leaned back slightly.

But not far enough. It’s as if her body is split into two, one wanting to run away.
And the other, obviously, wanting to move closer.

Shizuma helped the latter take over, by using a finger to stroke Aoi’s neck, moving it up slowly towards her face. It wasn’t long before the finger found Aoi’s lips, where it gently traced the shape of Aoi’s full, rosy lips.

“It’s your first time, right?” Shizuma asked, giving hint as to what is going to happen next. This is one easy way to fill her partner’s head with all sorts of dirty and naughty things.

Hence, easily getting them into the mood.

“It isn’t my first” Shizuma told Aoi, revealing the experience she had. With it, she implied that Aoi is going to like it, as this isn’t going to resemble two hippos licking each other on a bed.

“However, with you, it could be my last” Shizuma whispered with an air of finality into Aoi’s ear. That’s one phrase she had used so many times.

Hence the word “could”.

But then, with Aoi, Shizuma might actually mean what she says….

Leaning forward, Shizuma attempted to kiss Aoi, only to be pushed away. Once again, this brought the excitement to new heights. Shizuma disliked girls who simply lay there and awaited her service.

Shizuma watched in amusement as Aoi stepped back, only to fall onto her bed. The unwilling ones would run out of her door by now.

But Aoi sure knows how to make things interesting.

Dropping onto the bed, Shizuma pinned Aoi’s arms onto the bed, giving Aoi no chance to escape at all. However, instead of struggling, Aoi could only stare helplessly at Shizuma. By now, the hormones which was implanted on the base of Shizuma’s neck would have filled Aoi’s nostrils, and hence, gotten into Aoi’s head.

Shizuma stared deep into Aoi’s red eyes, finding herself drowning in them, as they threatened to envelop Shizuma, never allowing her to see the light of the day again.

“Nagisa”, Shizuma moaned.

Shizuma’s hands touched the soft cheek of Aoi, who moaned slightly, her eyes still fixed on Shizuma’s. The hands didn’t linger on the cheek for long.

It had other places to travel to.

Like, Aoi’s small, developing breasts.

The warmth of Aoi’s breasts seeped through the thin fabric which Shizuma gave. Cupping her hand on Aoi’s breast, Shizuma allowed her fingers to slowly tease the nipple, causing Aoi’s senses to be set on fire. Shizuma got her rewarded when Aoi gave a slight yelp at the sudden jolt of pleasure which went through her body like electric.

But using her fingers isn’t enough for Shizuma.

She wanted more.

She needed more.

Getting her entire body onto the bed, Shizuma pressed her knee against Aoi’s vagina, delighted to feel a slight moisture developing there. Keeping pressure on Aoi’s vagina, Shizuma bent down to work her magic.

Gently blowing on Aoi’s face, Shizuma allowed her breath to flow downwards where her hand was. The hand did its job by pushing aside the red fabric that was still between Shizuma and Aoi’s breast. Shizuma looked on, as the pale pink skin of Aoi was presented to her. Shizuma’s head moved lower, her lips ready to accept a new taste which Shizuma had longed for the day she first met Aoi.

“Nagisa” Shizuma whispered.

“Shizuma” the voice of Rokujou sounded in her head.


Shizuma’s was absolutely stunned. Why must it happen now? Rokujou, the only girl who has ever rejected Shizuma. Shizuma could do nothing, as her mind went blank, staring at the space which Aoi had retreated from. She barely heard a thing when Aoi said her thanks before running out, slamming the door behind her.

“Why?”, Shizuma asked herself.


Slowly, the light of the next day seeped into the room. But, Shizuma had not moved a muscle. The shock was just too great for her to bear.


NF's note: Episode 12 was screaming for me to type something.... Hehehe. Maybe I'll write one whereshe isn't interrupted in the future. And yes, I do watch Strawberry Panic.

And yes, SP > Simoun.